Hello everyone, listen. I always thought it was kinda uninspired that Ariel wanted to be a human and not a giant fucking robot. I mean really, if you’re going to upgrade, you should go all the way.
So I wrote new lyrics to the song and I have called it The Little Meatbag
What is this shit?
Why am I meat?
Wouldn’t you think that, it’d be pretty sweet
If I could be a machine…
and straight up smash…everything?
Look at this hole,
It is my role
To fill it with lava, or freeze it with cold!
Looking around here I think
Blegh… Let’s kill everything!
I’ll be gadget and gizmo-encrusted
Organs and blood are a bore!
GIVE ME TWENTY.
Guns for arms?
I want mooooore
I wanna smash where the people live
I wanna see, wanna see them runnin’
runnin’ away from my - hydraulic powered
Walkin’ on legs, you can’t get too far,
JETS are required on hyperspace highways
Humans are stuck on those inefficient
Make them stay home, just to avoid
Death by this hydrogen-powered androoooid!!
Making them scream, wish I could be
A giant machiiiiiine!
What would I give, if I could live, with robot biceps?
What would I pay, to spend a day, with metal haaaands?
implant a mainframe, inside my brain,
I won’t give up til I’m chrome-plated…
Robot bitches, givin’ stitches,
to every maaaaaaan…
I’m ready to glow how the robots glow:
Gouge out my eyeballs, install some lasers-
Hands that shoot fire - and gasoline, – watch the world,
When’s it my turn
wouldn’t i love
to nuke humans from orbit abooooove
Out of the meeeat,
Wish I could be…
a giant machine…
Thank you for your time here